love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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