brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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