I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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