His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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