When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
