Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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