Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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