You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Michael Bay diarrhea
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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