Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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