awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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