Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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