I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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