New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
