I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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