dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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