All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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