Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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