ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize