she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's just like the Real World with babies
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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