i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Panties = found
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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