I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
