we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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