I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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go home
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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