Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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