So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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