i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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