Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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