You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
