I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
