lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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