That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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