Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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