do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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