What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
