the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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