Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You are the jesus of drinking
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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