Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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