I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
