god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I understand Curling. That high.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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