Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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