we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize