Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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