The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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