sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You did what with his pubic hair?
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