I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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