I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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