ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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