If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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