How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
