I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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