This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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