Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
worst night to have a conscience
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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