They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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