yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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