no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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