I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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