i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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