Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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