I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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