Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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